I stumbled upon this list on face book..
After carefully studying
“His Rules’
I believe this list is not only accurate,
It’s a lesson learned to every woman who wants to take over the household.
My advice is,
“Do it yourself, and leave your man be”
If you want a man, to let the world know you have one?,
Than leave it at that.
If you want to keep him,
You need to pay attention

Lets look at this from the ‘His’ point of view
They tell us to our faces, they tell us in songs, they even cheat on us, and even if we know it.
Still we don’t give up.
What more proof or evidence do we need, that they are not ours to manipulate.

Why do we insist on rehabilitating a man?, when clearly it was his mother’s responsibility.
Obviously she failed..
By the time we take over it’s not only too late, but impossible to turn them into US!
If only us mothers can stop imposing (our) rules on our sons
And pay attention,
Our sons teach us a lot about men.

Read and learn ladies, that in order to make it work*
You must compromise
The rules are not numbered in purpose, because they have no particular order.
Men are not build that way.

* Men are not mind readers
* Learn to work the toilet seat. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Crying is blackmail
* Yes and  no, are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..
* Come to us with a problem only if you believe we can help you solve it..Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument..In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.
* If you think you are fat, you probably are..Don’t ask us.
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways and the of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done done…Not both..|
* If you know how to do it better, buy all means do it yourself.
* Whenever possible, whatever important thing you have to say, Please say it during the commercials.
* Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.
* All men see 16 colors only. They are in Widow Default settings  
Peach for example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit…We have no idea what mauve is.
* If we ask what’s wrong and you say nothing, we’ll act like nothing’s wrong, even if we know you’re lying. Why bother to disagree.
* If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
* When we go out, absolutely anything you wear is fine…
Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
* You have enough clothes.
* You have too many shoes.
* I am in shape…Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this..Yes I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know we don’t mind it at all. It’s like camping with the boys..We get to watch Leno without hearing you snore…


It took me two failed marriages, parading a bunch of losers in and out of my apartment,
to get it.
I can hold an electric screw driver, and aim it straight at his face.
I can aim a broomstick between his legs, before he has time to blink.
I can make him sleep in the pickup, if he came home stinking booze.
I can make him leave, and take him back, all on the same day.
On the other hand
I am, and always was self sufficient.
I can work and pay my bills (on time).
I even raised a son alone. Yes a son..And I did a dam good job.
I remember giving my ex husband the responsibility of paying one bill..The land line .
One morning a frantic knock on the door..
My father!~ Looking like he was about to keel over..Do you know your phone is out? he asked.
The idiot didn’t pay the bill for three months!~~Note I said EX.
His personal bills were always payed..
His membership to a Hunting and Fishing club.
Working out of town often meant “I’m out with the boys”~ I never asked because I didn’t care.
*His tab at the local Tavern was always payed..
He loved his espresso loaded with Sambuca.
*His Home Depo credit card
How many electric tools you needed?~ (He worked in home renovation). He had four of every tool
I took me a while to realize, ‘For someone  who worked so many hours, he couldn’t participate with the household joint bills.
Of course, there was no money left after he took care of himself.  ~ They became my responsibility entirely~
So why the fuck do I need you?

If we are not happy with who they are, or what they don’t do for us, we have two choices.
Either accept or let them go.
Belittling them will not raise our confidence and will not accomplish anything, but resentment.
This will turn us  into ugly monsters..Negative and unlovable.
Ask yourself are they worth all that aggravation?
Here is someones distorted reality to sell  books and videos that promises to turn men into great lovers.
This is not only an insult to our intelligence, but  to reality itself.
By now it’s clear that a man can’t give his heart to one woman, if his penis is in someone else vagina.

How to keep a man till you die.

No disrespect to T DUB, but no amount of money will keep a couple together if it’s not meant to be.

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